Some things I've learned about kitchens:
My definition of good mornings:
Go easy on me, I'm feeling nostalgic.
5 things you (maybe) didn't know about me:
1. Natural blonde.
2. No tattoos.
3. I almost went into STEM.
4. My appendix burst when I was a kid.
5. I have had the same toaster for six years. It hates me.
Most likely reason for me landing in jail: